i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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