8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
this just has baby written all over it
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
How external is "for external use only"?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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