It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.