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• (802): View more from Vermont

  My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college

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  is she hot?

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  She is now

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• (917): View more from New York City

  its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.

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• (530): View more from California

  both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.

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• (661): View more from California

  He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..

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  Wow. We're meant to be..

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  That would warm my breasts.

  (770): View more from Georgia

  In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.

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• (707): View more from California

  I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.

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• (209): View more from California

  I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy

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  As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  Picking our battles

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