I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
how drunk are you?