I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Tumblr User Tells Story About A ‘Demon Gets Adopted By A Grandma’& It Needs To Be A F**king Movie
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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