You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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