I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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