I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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