This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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