I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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