using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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