I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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