I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
found the other keg... it's in the tree
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I just had sex on a roof
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
