My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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