She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Couch. On fire.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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