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which is why it's clearly superior
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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