If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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