ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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