I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
