I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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