Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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