I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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