People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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