u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just want nice things and good sex
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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