I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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