Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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