its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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