i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
id be glad to
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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