im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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