So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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