she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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