Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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