Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
whose parrot is this?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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