Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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