it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
do nipples grow back?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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