So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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