miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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