3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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