I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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