i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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