Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Watching her eat just hurts me
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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