id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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