If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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