You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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