I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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