dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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