There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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