i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
So. Much. Porn.
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