Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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