why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He better not be in your backpack
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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