Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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