how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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