i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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