He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
