Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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