This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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