i think my mom watched the whole time
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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