do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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